Friday, January 2, 2009

aku boring...random!!

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to 
Annie Wan

Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to 
Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk 
to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan 
that our brother was involved in an accident. 
Noe Wan got injured 
and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. 
Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one 
was sent to the hospital from the accident that 
is’nt an urgent matter! 
You may find this hilarious but i dont have time 
for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : Im Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me 
your name!

Mr Sori : Im Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr 
and i dont care, give me your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! 
Im Sori!! Im SORI!!! you didnt even give me your 
name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before i’m Sum Wan! Sum 
Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum 
Buddy. 
And my uncle holds a very big position in the 
company. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori : Oh i’m so scared(sarcastically). Look i 
dont care about yr uncle he’s a nobody. 
Everybody thinks his top dog 
and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan : No, Avery Buddy just married my 
aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.

Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of yr 
aunt screws everybody and i also know that not 
everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori : I don’t know which one is yr sis! Why 
in gods name u think i do!? 
Look i got work to do and if i’m feeling 
mischievious i’ll broadcast it on the P.A system 
saying.

"Attention, someone called and said that anyones 
brother just got involved in an accident. 
But not to worry no one got injured and no one was 
sent to the hospital. 
But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The 
father maybe a somebody but if u’re their uncle, 
u’re a nobody. 
"how bout that!?

toot……….toot………toot…….

rmb to repost tis to AVERY BODY 
again….haha……dun bi too sellfish to share ur joke 
wit AVERY BODY….har har har….

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